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Name: Zach Static

Age: 18

Sex: Male

Interests: hockey,vomiting up coins,music,JIMMY EAT WORLD,throwing darts at Nick's back for prizes,mating alligators with dogs,and proclaiming myself the man with the biggest Shnog (bottom lip).

Turn-ons: hairy women

Turn-offs: hairy women

Significant other: Angela

Quote: "You can try to see through me, but all you'd see would be my heart"
             "Lamer than Bo Jackson...baby"